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You're in the Zone

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Oh it's a beauty isn't it

Maybe the trek to your door is a long and arduous journey

I Love Brains Funny Geek Welcome Doormat sam When your own kids textsMy babe is super smart, I let him know at the front door that it's his brains that I love and not his sculpted abs or rock hard butt. I adore his ability to fix everything I need and finish all my papers for school while in his shorty shorts. Or, as a flesh eating zombie his brains are with my meal palette. Heart shape brain with a nice bite chewed off can have two meanings. Love of smarts or tasty treat. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats